Dickwad behavior

This sort of behavior is not unusual on the subway, but Mr. Friendly here had his knees open wider than any numnut I've ever seen. So I decided to document it. For the record, he also smelled bad, but this behavior knows no race, class, age or odor barriers.

I asked John to demonstrate sitting naked in a chair for me, so I could understand whether this was in anyway defensible from an anatomical perspective, but he has thus far refused. He says maybe tomorrow.