Sunday, May 31, 2009

Polo picnic

Governors Island (no apostrophe, please) opened the 2009 summer season today with a polo match featuring international hotties Prince Harry and Ignacio "Nacho" Figueras and benefiting Sentebale, the charity co-founded by Prince Harry and Lesotho's Prince Seeiso to protect HIV/AIDS orphans and impoverished children in the tiny African nation.

And it's all well and good to get everyone out of the concrete jungle for a picnic but I say BRING ON THE MAN CANDY!


Enter Nacho, second from the right.


Harry, Number 1, talking to Number 2, Emma Tomlinson. Yes, they let girls play polo. Who knew?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Nubbin, courtesy Gemma


I've been having some success tending succulents in my living room window, so I splurged ($15!) on this architectural twin-stemmed beauty. Which Gemma promptly chomped. Now one stalk is, well, just that. Evidence of the carnage on the windowsill below, also in piles of purple cat vomit all over the apartment.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

You think you had a bad day?

I bought a bra with:


F*ck you, gravity.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Serious donut situation


What's up with the non-franchise-conforming signage?


Must be pretty heavy in there in the mornings.

(Can we get some helpful signs in my neighborhood Duane Reade?)

Monday, May 11, 2009

Saturday, May 09, 2009

How my man rolls


Yup, that's three strikes in a row. Go baby!

Friday, May 08, 2009

The return of the wowtfit

I know you've been waiting with bated breath for another
wowtfit. This one sort of puts that September ensemble to shame.


Here's what you can't tell from the picture.

1) The two women, are sisters, possibly twins: same face, same figure, the one on the right a little taller. The woman on the left is actually quite fashionably dressed; I'll even excuse the earthy flat slides on account of her being quite tall. Righty, on the other hand, I'm cutting no slack at all. That outfit is criminal.
2) The top of the wowtfit is cropped. It barely covered her bosom. Her "pants", however, almost covered her bosom.
3) The charming "knicker" effect is produced by safety pins at the back of the knees.
4) Hiking boots.

I can only hope (and this might actually be the case) that these two will show up on a "Twinkies" episode of What Not to Wear. Ohgodplease.

Friday, May 01, 2009



Wearable love.