Driven Flown to drink

I promise, you do not want to know what was behind yesterday's sake bender. Suffice it to say that if John and I could magically transport ourselves from Maui to San Francisco without the use of an airplane, well, we wouldn't need the tickets for the other legs of the trip, now, would we?

As of right this minute, the itinerary appears correctly again on the airline's website, but if I email it to myself or the friends we are vacationing with, we're back in magic carpet land...