Modern Love

I know it's déclassé, but I asked to take the petit fours home. I love The Modern.

Yoo-hugh...

It's Hugh Laurie. You can tell, right? It's a very belated anniversary present for M. Panique. Now he just has to decide whether he wants me to frame it for his office, or fill it with lavender and turn it into a sachet for his undies drawer!

Who's the smartest kitty in the world?

Not the one on my cluttered table, licking buttons.

Worst place in NYC to practice your breaking

Half a mustache

So, where was I?

(uncomfortable silence)

I stood on the subway platform at 57th and Seventh yesterday, and when the N pulled into the station I found myself staring through the car door at a stylish man in jeans and brown suede boots, a denim jacket with embroidered patches reflecting extensive travels, a well-worn messenger bag, and a tweedy newsboy cap. And half a thick mustache.

The left half.

That's his left.

LIKE IT MATTERS.